SMSJOKES

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???

dhoop khatioon ma utr kar zafraani ho gayee
sarmay ashjaar ki poshaak dhaani ho gayee
jaisay jaisay umr bhigi sado poshaaki gayee
soot peela, shart niili , taayee dhaani ho gayee
is ki ardo main ab bhi maghrabhi lahjaa mila
kaalay baalon ki rangat zaafaraani ho gayee
saanp k bosay ma kaisa pyaar tha k faatahaa
phr phraa kr ek sadaaya aasmaani ho gayee
narm tahni dhund ki yalghaar ko sahti hui
shaah ki baghoon ma aakar jaadwaani ho gaye

sardion ki udas ratoon main
Sawan Ki Bheegi Shamoon Main
Hum Khoye Khoye Say Rehty Hain
Tumhari Haseen Yadon Main
Jub Say Tum Bichry Ho

sauda hamara kabhi bazaar tak nahi pohncha
ishq tha jo kabhi izhaar tak Nahi pohncha
yun tu guftagoon bohut huwe unse phir bhi
silsila kabhi yeh pyaar tak nahi pohncha
jaane kaise ho gaya waakif tamaam shehar

Buhot muqaddas hai merey Peyary

Nabi{S.A.W.W} k Qadmo’n ki Dhool.

kash k is Dhool ka koi zarra meri Qabr ki zeenat ban jaye.
(Aamein)
 

Hota kese unko gham humari Tanhai ka
Jab farq para hi nahi unko humari Judai ka
Khamoshi se saha hum ne jab har gham
To ilzam Laga dia hum par Bewafai ka

1Pathan ko log maar rahy thay
1admi ny poocha:
Q maar rahy ho
Wo log boly sala subah sy poch raha hy k

"Girlfriends" are like "Halwapuri"
Always tasty.
"Lovers" are like "Pizza"
Hot n spicy.