SMSJOKES

Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha
tha k bache ki aankhh khul geyi
bacha bola:

Modern  shadi
Lrka lrki k father se:
Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.
Father: Q?
Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.

Khuda kre k naya saal mujhe raas aajae,
Jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae,
Main sara saal akela na rahun
Meri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae.
(Ameen)

Mere Din Ka Aaghaz Hai Tere Paak Naam
Se Aye Parwardigar-E-Aalam..
Mujha Hamesha Usi Rastey Pe Chalana
Jo Bus Teri Taraf Aata Ho..
Ameen!
“§ubha ßakhair”

Abi to main tmhre liye kuch nahi,
Ye din guzr jaen ge,
Ye musam Badal jaen ge,
Waqt to guzar hi jata hai,
Tmhra b mera B,
Lekin...
1 din kisi lamhe tmhe meri yaad aaye gi,
To Tum Be-ikhtiyar muskura do ge,
Log pochain ge kya howa,
Aur
Tum kaho ge,  

koi tha jo hum ko boht chahta tha

Tum raho Hum se door to Ek Kaam kar jana"
Kuch pal Apne Humare Naam kar jana"
Agar Aa jaye Mout Hume Tere Aane se pehle"  
To Aa kar Mere Janaze ka Ehteram kar jana"
Na Rona Isqadar k Takleef ho Humen"  
Mout ko B Mazak Samajh kar Anjaan ban jana"
Me Ek Din So jaonga sada k liye"
Phir Mjhe bewafa keh k Badnaam kar jana"
Jo Guzr ho Meri Qabar se to Nazrain na Phairna"  
Mehman hi ban k Dua Salam kar jana. .

Wife: Agr me
Gum ho gai to
Tm kya kroge?
Husband: Its the Time to
DI$ÇØ,

Duniya me 3 Log bohat Masoom aur Achay hain,
(',')/
<))  1 Maen,
_//_
2nd Meri Ammi ka Beta,
('.') yani Maen,

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Our
3rd ApKa Dost
(',')
<)) yani k phir
//  Maen,