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A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

Dolat sa mOhabbat na kar,

Ae Insan  Kyun K kafan  Ki Jaib nhai hoti...

MOST USed Alphabet "A" DoeSnt Appear in SpellingS of digitS from 1 to 999.


It AppearS
1St Time in 1000 & then ContinueS.


* Achievement RequireS Patience! *

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.