Kid- Mummy SuSu aayi hai, chaddi utaro.

Mummy- hey Bhagwan! ye bhi kya zindagi hai..

Din hua to iski Chaddi utaro aur Rat hui to iske papa ki Chaddi utaro.

Sardarni Maikay Ja Rahi Thi.

Sardar Packing Kartay Huwey Sochta Hay:


"Kinni Bholi Ey,

Maain Naal Nai Ja Ryaa,


Fir V





Condom Naal Le k Ja Rai Aay..!

Gril:Mera boyfriend kab sudhry ga?

Baba G:Usko layi ho?
Girl:Nahi

Baba:Koi baat nahi.
Apni Brazier kholo
Girl:kyun?

Baba:Us k haath ki lakern dekhni hain

Pati shadi ke baad:Main shadi se pahle 20 aurton k 7 so chuka hun. .



Patni:Mujhay pata tha k jb KUNDLI mili ha to adatain bhi zaroor milti hongi.:-D

There are 4 ways to enjoy love
1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

Now dont ask me what is that..

"Zindagi to fit Larkiyun or Aantiyoon se chalti hai



Tum jesy Pappu bachoon k sahary to Pathan jiyaa karty hain..!

"Zindagi to fit Larkiyun or Aantiyoon se chalti hai



Tum jesy Pappu bachoon k sahary to Pathan jiyaa karty hain..!