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Now dont ask me what is that..

Catwoman Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes

There are 4 ways to enjoy love
1. Hand in Hand.
2. That in hand.
3. Hand in that.
4. That in that.

Now dont ask me what is that..

 

fit Larkiyun or Aantiyoon se chalti hai

Catwoman Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes

"Zindagi to fit Larkiyun or Aantiyoon se chalti hai



Tum jesy Pappu bachoon k sahary to Pathan jiyaa karty hain..!

 

fit Larkiyun or Aantiyoon se chalti hai

Catwoman Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes

"Zindagi to fit Larkiyun or Aantiyoon se chalti hai



Tum jesy Pappu bachoon k sahary to Pathan jiyaa karty hain..!

 

aj kal ye wala chal raha he

Catwoman Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes

Bche ki lulli Kaatne k Waqt bache k
Rishtedar Hajaam
ko mshwre de rhe the,

Chachi boli:
Is k Chache jesa Nokdar banana,

Mami boli:
Is k Mamu jesi Gol topi ho

Khala boli
Is k Khalu jesi Tirchi Topi ho

To Hajam apni Dhouti utha kr bola
Apki mrzi he wese fashen aj kal ye wala chal raha he

 

GENTLEMEN, One at a time plz

Catwoman Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes

An ugly woman went 2 priest  4 help.

Priest:  only after death, all men will b urs.

She went on bridge & jumped.
She fell on a truck of bananas.
She lost senses & was unable to see. She touched her surroundings feeling all the bananas;
She smiled and said:
GENTLEMEN, One at a time plz :)

 
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