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100 logo se poocha gaya

100 logo se poocha gaya k unko Larkiyon ka
"BRAIZER"
kis tarah ka pasand hai?

2% ne kaha
"White"

1% ne kaha
"Black"

97% ne kaha
.
.
"UTRA HUA"

 

Women are known to be

Women are known to be the weaker sex but they can tear

the mightiest man apart by just these three words.

'IS IT IN?!

 

Curious kid asks Grandpa

Curious kid asks Grandpa?
Which book U R reading ?     

Grandpa:History book?   
Kid :But that's a Sex book?
Grandpa:Well for me its History?

 

If the global crisis contiunues

If the global crisis contiunues, by the end of the year only 2 banks

will be operational.The blood bank and the sperm bank.

Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'

 

Women Enjoy 6 Types

Women Enjoy 6 Types Of Sex:

1, Asthamatic, Ah..Aahh..Ah

2, Obedient, Yes...Oh Yes..Yes

3, Greedy, More..More.. Gimme More

4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, I'm Loving It.. Maa ah

5, Disappointing, Ah Can't Really Feel It... Aah

6, Dogy, Waw..Aw..Aww.. Wao
 

 
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