SMSJOKES

       SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes



Gazal-e-sex

Me teri bahon me ana chahti hoon

apne lips tere lips se milana chahti hon
apne gore tan se utaar k sab kapre
me tere bistar ko sajana chahti hon
tujhe apni chati ka nazara dikha k usey
tere hathon se dabwana chahti hn
apni dono tango ko thoda sa khol k
apni sharamgah me dikhana chati hn
meri sharamgah ko sehlana tm zuban se
aj is ka lutf b me utana chati hn
muje tm bistar pe lejakar masal dalo
apna knwarapan me torwana chahti hu

 

Wazart-E-GIRLS Hukumat-E-Pakistan

Aap Jesy Jawaan BACHAY,

Khoobsurat Bachiyon ki Amanat Hen,

Apne Aap ko Expird AUNTIES Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhen,




Wazart-E-GIRLS.


 Hukumat-E-Pakistan
 

SORRY

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SORRY,
yar bohat zor ka aaya tha bas tumhara inbox khali nazar aya to kardiya.
 

Dost. Tu Lund hai

A friend like you is not like boobs which get sucked, not like pussy which gets fucked but like a penis which stands when needed.. Dost.
Tu Lund hai.
 

LUX Jhaag Banata raha

FARAZ ko Nahatey huey Apni Mahbooba Yaad agai to Farmany lga:
Dil me hy Tumhara Aks or Hath me hy Sabun LUX,
Tumhara Khayal aata raha or
LUX Jhaag Banata raha..
 
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