Bche ki lulli Kaatne k Waqt bache k
Rishtedar Hajaam
ko mshwre de rhe the,

Chachi boli:
Is k Chache jesa Nokdar banana,

Mami boli:
Is k Mamu jesi Gol topi ho

Khala boli
Is k Khalu jesi Tirchi Topi ho

To Hajam apni Dhouti utha kr bola
Apki mrzi he wese fashen aj kal ye wala chal raha he

An ugly woman went 2 priest  4 help.

Priest:  only after death, all men will b urs.

She went on bridge & jumped.
She fell on a truck of bananas.
She lost senses & was unable to see. She touched her surroundings feeling all the bananas;
She smiled and said:
GENTLEMEN, One at a time plz :)