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Ab to tv k add me b any lagi hy

Ab to tv k add me b any lagi hy bachiya udham,
Wah Wah


Ab to tv k add me b any lagi hy bachiwa udham,


This song is brought to you by TOUCH condom :,, ;^) ,
 

Best SMS

Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?

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Its=  " W "

WOMAN- W

COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot

 

Tum Hansy Q

Teacher: Tum Hansy Q?
Boy: Ap K Breziar Ki Ek Patti Nazar Agai thi.!
Teacher: 1 Hafty K Lie Class Se Nikal Jao..

Etne Mai Dosra Larka b Hansa_
Teacher: Tum Q Hansy..?
Boy: Ap K Breziar Ki dono Pattiya'n Nazar Agai thi.!
Teacher: Aik Mahiney K Lie Class Se Nikal Jao..
Teacher Chalk Uthany K Lie Jhuki to PaPPu Class Se Bahar Janai Laga_
Teacher: Tum Kaha Ja rahai ho?
PaPPu: Abi Abi Mai Ne Jo daikha, Mera Khayal Hai Mere School K din Khatam Ho Chukai Hai...
 

Mobile putha kr k wekho.

Osama sent a code msg to Bush.

370H SSV 0773H

BUSH, FBI,CIA can't decipher it &they ask pakistan's ISI 4 help.





ISI:
Mobile putha kr k wekho.
 

:monthly instalmnt me milega

A boy dnatd his blod to his G.F.Kch din bad larai ho gai LARKAY ne apna khun mnga
larki ne apna ALWAYS ULTRA uske mu pr mara or boli:monthly instalmnt me milega
 
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