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Rehmat Khan Peshawar

Subha ko tum utho

Tumare upper rehmt ho

Dopeher ko tum utho

tumare upper rehmt ho

Sham ko tum utho

tumare uppar rehmt ho

From
Rehmat Khan Peshawar
 

Once an Old Man was in Hurry

Once an Old Man was in Hurry, He forget to zip up his pant.

A girl said: Ur zip is open.

Old main said: "Dont worry", Dead Birds Don't Fly...!
 

oay kocha toffee khaeyga?

Height of samajdaari.

Pathan ne bachay se pocha,
oay kocha toffee khaeyga?

Bacha bola :
Nahi uncle bohat durd hota hy.
 

what is defination of WIFE

Teacher: what is defination of WIFE.!

Student
sir wife ki misal ZONG ki hy.!

1 number free sari Life.!

Raat 12 se subah 7 bajay tak . . .
 

Taste Acha Hona Chahiye

"Imran Hashmi"
,
"On Cosmetic Shop"
,
"Aik Lipstick Daina"
,
"Shop Keeper"
,
"Kon Sa Colour"
,
"Imran Hashmi"
,
Yaar Colour ko Choro"
,
Taste Acha
Hona Chahiye"
 
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