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Kheeray lambay ho gaye

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Sardar ji k khait ke tamatar bohat laal hote thay

Parosan ne poocha to sardar ji ne kaha: "Madam, main roz subah

poora nanga ho kar pani deta hoon,Isi liye sharam se tamatar laal ho gaye!"

Parosan ne bhi apne khait mein aisa he kiya,

Tamatar to laal nahi huwe...

Kheeray lambay ho gaye!

 

neechay he bori bichaa le

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Oldman entered in PCO: The girl asked "G baba G kidhar karna hai?"
Baba replied: Dekh larki ab is umar mein kursi pe to mushkil hoga,

neechay he bori bichaa le.

 

kitnay number ka?

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Lady: Shoes dikhaaiye.
Shopkeeper: kitnay number ka?

Lady: 36 number ka.

Shopkeeper: Jaao Madam jaao, ghar se soch kr nikla kro k lena kya he.?

 

Baita aj asmaan se ek pari aayegi

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Baap: Baita aj asmaan se ek pari aayegi aur tumhen chhoti munni gift de kr jayegi
Baita: Abbu chutya mat banayen, hospital jayen ammi ki delivery hone wali hai

 

may his ass begin to itch badly

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I wish dat
any person who tries to steal ur hapinss
may his ass begin to itch badly n
his arms grow shorter so dat he cant reach his ass to scratch it !

 
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