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1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha ho gaya

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1 Kunwari Larki Ko Bacha ho gaya.
Us k Baap ne pocha k ye kis ka Bacha hai?
Larki:


Papa Dua Salam sab se thi ab main kis kis ka naam loon..

 

mai car k neche ajaoon tu

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Girl1: mai car k neche ajaoon tu colege se 1mah ki chuti..
Girl2: mai bus k neche ajaoon tu 2mah ki chuti..
Boy: tm dono mere neche ajao tu 9,9 mah ki chuti ;-

 

Maa: Beti wo larrka aawara

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Maa: Beti wo larrka aawara hai ji$e tu chahti hy

Beti:
Nahi,wo doctor banega,
u$ne to meri wo bemari b theek kardi,jo mujhe har maheenay ho jati thi..

 

Tu paida kaise h0a

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Boy1=Tu paida kaise h0a?
Boy2=Hospital mein.Kyun tu kaise paida hua?
Boy1=Khof mein!
Boy2=Kaise?
Boy1=Meri maa k pas 2 daku aye or kaha

"Jo kuch hai nikal do"

 

Kid:mumy papa na nokrani

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Kid:mumy papa na nokrani k saath..
Mom:bus beta tmharay papa aaye to un k saamnay

mujhay btana.me aaj dekh lungi unhay.
Sham ko baap aaya to maa boli haan beta aap

subha kya keh rhay thay.
Kid: wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi kr rhay thay

jo ooper walay uncle aap k saath krtay hain..:-D

 
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