Girl1: mai car k neche ajaoon tu colege se 1mah ki chuti..
Girl2: mai bus k neche ajaoon tu 2mah ki chuti..
Boy: tm dono mere neche ajao tu 9,9 mah ki chuti ;-

Maa: Beti wo larrka aawara hai ji$e tu chahti hy

Beti:
Nahi,wo doctor banega,
u$ne to meri wo bemari b theek kardi,jo mujhe har maheenay ho jati thi..

Boy1=Tu paida kaise h0a?
Boy2=Hospital mein.Kyun tu kaise paida hua?
Boy1=Khof mein!
Boy2=Kaise?
Boy1=Meri maa k pas 2 daku aye or kaha

"Jo kuch hai nikal do"

Kid:mumy papa na nokrani k saath..
Mom:bus beta tmharay papa aaye to un k saamnay

mujhay btana.me aaj dekh lungi unhay.
Sham ko baap aaya to maa boli haan beta aap

subha kya keh rhay thay.
Kid: wo na papa nokrani k sath wohi kr rhay thay

jo ooper walay uncle aap k saath krtay hain..:-D

Raat 3 Bajay Unknwn number se phone aya
Hello! yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ rehti hain?

AWAZ AAI
SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ rehti?

Indian PM to Zardari:
Mre pas Bipasha hy, Katrina hy, Ashwarya hy, tmhare pas kia hy?

Zardari: Mere pas Gulishtan-e-Jouhar mai Flat hy, sabko le aao!

Sardar was given 100 condoms on his wedding with an advice to use them to avoid early pregnancy.

On suhag raat, after some chat he went to bathroom to change.His bride waited & waited. After 2 hrs, she called: 'Sardarji hun aa wee jao'

Sardar replied: Bus do mint hor, 97 main charha laye sirf 3 baqi nay..