Sardar was given 100 condoms on his wedding with an advice to use them to avoid early pregnancy.

On suhag raat, after some chat he went to bathroom to change.His bride waited & waited. After 2 hrs, she called: 'Sardarji hun aa wee jao'

Sardar replied: Bus do mint hor, 97 main charha laye sirf 3 baqi nay..