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kiya aap ne mujhey job se nikal diya

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A Secretry to Boss! (Rotey huey): Sir! kiya aap ne mujhey job se nikal diya?
Boss:No!
Secretry:To sir, apney room se sofa kiyun hatwa diya...?
 

tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na

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Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aa
haye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
maa
ouch
i
uff
ooh





bara dard hai,
 mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.
 

mere behan ki hai

Catwoman Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes
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Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife.

mere behan ki hai

sardar.

KAMAL ha pehney huway to kabhe nahe dekhi.

 

ye cow kitney ki he?

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Customer:  ye cow kitney ki he?
Cow saler: 30,000 ki or 2 saal mai 1 bacha deti he.
Customer: or ye cow kitne ki he?
Cow saler: 10,000 ki or ye 2 saal mai 5 bachey deti he.
Customer: ye cow itni sasti kion he jabke ye tou saal mai 5 bachey deti he?
Cow saler: sahab CHARACTER bhi koi cheez hoti he.:-D
 

Dad what is Sex

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Son: Dad what is Sex?

Father got tensed but he explained everything.

SON: But dad how will I write all that in this small box of school admission form..?? :-)
 
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