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Adult SMS Messages / Naughty Sms Jokes



Kya hukum hai mere aaqa

JIN: Kya hukum hai mere aaqa?

Sardar: Mera itna bara kar do k zameen se lage.
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JIN: Jo hukum sarkar !
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JIN ne talwar nikali aur dono tangain kaat di.
 

Larky wale larki dakhny gaye

Larky wale larki dakhny gaye ,
Susar "BETI"

Tumhain chai
Ati hai?

Larki "sharma k mujhe abi DOODH nahi ata chaye kahan say aye gi..?.
 

SANDWICH ka Mood Hy

Husband & wife ne
Bachon ki waja se Night ka ishara rakha SANDWICH...

Husb:
SANDWICH ka Mood Hy?

Wife:
Nahi Aaj nahi,
Aaj Subha Ketchup ki Theli Phat gai Hy.
 

ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don

HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon,

ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don,

Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE,

ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun
 

A couple was siting in garden

A couple was siting in garden,

Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin  kat na le

 
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