A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas Adams

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~Spanish Proverb

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars... So, if u dont mind...... Can I sell you?

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed. Its on 1st of April. Surprised? Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me. ~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962