I have great faith in fools - self-confidence, my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan Poe

Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~George Bernard Shaw

Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.

The maple syrup's full of ants. A mouse is creeping on the shelf. Is that a spider on your back? I ate the whole pie by myself. The kitchen sink just overflowed. A flash flood washed away the school. I threw your blanket in the trash. I never lie----I---

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The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.