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Phool wala: Sahb ye phol apni girl friend k lye le jaen.
Admi: Meri koi girl friend nhi
Phol wala: Phr apni mengatr k lye lejaen
Admi: Meri koi mengatr b nhi

Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy?
Sdnt: Google is a Girl, bcz it won't let u
complete the whole sentnce n strt
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Jee bhr k dekhoon tjhy' agr tuj ko gwara ho,
Be-taab meri nzren hun' Or chehra tmhara ho,
Jaan ki fikr ho' na zmany ki prwa,
Ek tera pyar ho jo bs hmara ho.