SMSJOKES

       SMS Jokes & Text Messages

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You are so beautiful that I would crawl

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow.
 

You see my friend over there?

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
 

You see my friend over there?

You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
 

Wait until the end of the evening when

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving."
 

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Say, did we go to different schools together?
 
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