SMSJOKES

       SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Deep Meaning SMS

Honey, I'm new in this town -

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.
 

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
 

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
 

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
 

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
 
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