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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it,

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
 

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
 

Do you believe in helping the homeless?

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
 

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
 

You're eyes are bluer than the

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
 
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