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Exam SMS

I will give u 10 Cycles.

 Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.

Son: Why?

Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.
 

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai

Why we don't study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams? 

Bcoz  Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar, 

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!

 

Movie titles related to eng students

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams - socha na tha,
classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge
 

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
 

Rain of summer, snow of winter,

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
 
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