SMS Jokes & Text Messages
khoshk mire tu, khis dar miad; seft mire tu,
shol dar miad; birang mire tu, ghermez dar miad;
sard mire tu, dagh dar miad;
mareke ast, chaye kisei golestan!
un chie ke topole, khosh maze ast, rush mu dare, tush khise,
ageh bekhorish abesh yekam shur mizane… age gofti? . . . fekre anchenani nakon sheitun, nargileh!!!
marda 4 daste hastand: 1)ZZ: zan zalil 2)ZSH: zan shahid 3)ZH: zan halak 4)ZZZ: zer mizanan ke zan zalil nistan
bebakhshid bad moghe mozahem shodam,
mikhastam bebinam to miduni: gave hasan ke na shir dare na pestun,
chejuri shiresho bordan hendestun!?
kheili negaranet shodam; chand daghighe pish police 110 elam
karde ke yek jasadi ba kune pareh peyda shode,
mikhastam bebinam to nisti?
az edareye gaz mozahemetun misham;
mikhastam bebinam mitunam ye gaz az labatun begiram!?
kamarbande shalvare shoma,
zamene salamatie kune shomast!
ravabet umumie shahrdari ghazvin.
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