"Girlfriends" are like "Halwapuri"
Always tasty.
"Lovers" are like "Pizza"
Hot n spicy.

BIOLOGICAL QUESTION
Machcharr agar ek jaga do baar kaat le tou kya hota hai?
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Sardi mai Raat 3:00 bajay
Pani mai baraf daal kar naha lia Jaye to Rang Saaf or Gora ho Jata hai.
Or sab kehte hain
Marhoom ka chehra bht noorani hai...

Pakistani Log
sub se ziyaada Maafi kis se maangtay hain?
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Socho
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Thora aur socho..?
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Nahi pata
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Fakeer0n se

Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha
tha k bache ki aankhh khul geyi
bacha bola:

Modern  shadi
Lrka lrki k father se:
Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun.
Father: Q?
Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k.

Khuda kre k naya saal mujhe raas aajae,
Jo mera hai wo mere pas aajae,
Main sara saal akela na rahun
Meri shadi ki date le kr meri saas aajae.
(Ameen)

Wife: Agr me
Gum ho gai to
Tm kya kroge?
Husband: Its the Time to
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