A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Pathan's logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?







Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to  embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the ;)

Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

High clas insult:-  Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.   
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai