Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
 laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
 do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

 College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
 Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
 Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
 Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

 God has given Eyes: To look at U.
 Hands: To pray for U.
 Mind: To remember U.
 Heart : To love U.
 And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

@Faqeer: Pani mile ga?
Bacha: Lassi ho jaye to?
Faqeer: Boht acha,
wo 3 Piyaly pe k bola:
Ghar mai Koi Lassi nai pita Kya?
Bacha: Petay to hen,

Teacher:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao
Jis Me Urdu Math Punjabi Or
English Ka Sahi Istimal Hua Ho?
.
Pathan:
Ishq Di Gali Vich 9 Entry.
Teacher shock pathan rock..

Ek din mili wo mujhse,
Bujhi Bujhi si,
Jhuki jhuki si,
Udasiyon main Rachi basi si,
Jo maine pocha !!
Udaas q ho ?
Itni pareshan q ho ?

Happy Choti Ammi Day
Hamesha sab log apni 'maa' ko wish kartay hain..
Kisi ne ye socha k us ''Hasti'' ka kia jo har
waqt hamaray sath rehti ha, har waqt hum say
baateinn karti hai, humray dukh dard share karti hai.
Wo azeem hasti...

SUPER GHAZAL.
Ek chadar ko rah-e- mehbob main bicha dena,
Main mar jaon to usay mera kafan bana dena,
Boht rouy ga mujhe dekh dekh kr wo shakhs,
Is liye dair na lagana mujhe jaldi dafna dena,
Lagana ek poda meri qabar k serhanay,