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Pakistani paglo na ye koi

American.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
American ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar

ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.

 

bhi "biggar" jaen gey

Aap



aChey



Sachey


pYarey


ImaNdaR


SamAJhdar



AqalmAnD



ShareeF



Logoon sey
dur rehain!!

Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey
 

Ye hay aap k

'Ye hay aap k






































angothy ki "warzish"
 

Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..
 

Jootha peenay se Mohabbat barhti hai FARAZ

Jootha peenay se Mohabbat barhti hai FARAZ


Yeh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaya... ;-)
 

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:

SARDAR Apne NOKAR Se:
"Garden Main Paani Dalo".

NOKAR:
"Sahab Barish Ho Rahi Hay".

SARDAR:
"Saaley, Kaam Choor! CHATRI Pakar K Daal".....!!!
 

Ham pani kyun peety hain?

Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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socho socho
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Lo sun'lo,
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Kyun K,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)
 

Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna

Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna



Ruk Jao


Ruk Jao Plz


Ruko Na


Ruk Ja


Ruk Oye


Ruk Na


Mujhe Pata Tha Tum meri bat nh mano gy


Me Msg Hi Kal Bhejonge...
Gud Nyt.
 
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