!Ye jo!  ,+"+,,+"+,   '+, DIL ,+'      '+,,+'      Hy na
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"Ye keh kar usne meri Pepsi mai TAIL Daal diya"
Faraz..
"Har cheez meezan mai achi lagti hai"
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<) ) Dekho yar
/ [ 65 ki li thi
64 pe maar di

Boy Bus-Stop Per, Girl Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha
GIRL
Ghar Men Koi
Maa-Behan Nahi
Boy: No

Husband apni wife ka janaza   le k ja raha tha*
Janaze k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi*
1 aadmi aa kar puchta hai*
Bhai ye sub kese huwa?
Husband:

Lo bhai, M.Q.M ka kal phir youm-e-soug manane ka aelaan!
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reason...

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

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I Don't Use Apple Products Because Of Their Logo.
The Apple Has A Bite Taken Out Of It.
"Mujhe Jhootha Nahi Pasand"

Wo Ruth Kr Kehti Hai
Humse,
Tumhara To Milna Hi Kam Ho Gaya
Hai..
Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye,
...K
PETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gya Hai..