Duniya me 3 Log bohat Masoom aur Achay hain,
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<))  1 Maen,
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2nd Meri Ammi ka Beta,
('.') yani Maen,

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Our
3rd ApKa Dost
(',')
<)) yani k phir
//  Maen,

Accounting ki Larki kisi Larkay ko jab Gali de to kaise gali de gi"
salay dishonour cheque"
zameen pe Liability
Maa Baap ki Kharaab statment"
saalay 2 takke ki Adjustment"
Itna maaro gi k zindagi bhar teri balance sheet b Equal nahe ho gi"

Father : hey Son! why is yOur mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
" GLUE STICK "
Father : God bless u my son:-D

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo
Salesman:  plain mein dikhaaun?
Pathan: nahin,
Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,
Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

Boy 2 Girl: Mujhe aap k autographs chahiyen.
Girl (Muskuraty huway)
Kahan pay?
Boy:
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Doctor charsi se?
Sigrat noshi ahista ahista insan ko mar dati hai. . . .
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Girl: Dua karo Main Fail Ho jaon
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Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai K
1st aayi To LAPTOP..
2nd aayi To MOBILE
Aur
Fail Ho gayi To Shadi Karva Doon ga