Son: Ro raha tha abu ny pocha q ro rhe
ho mjhy btao dost smjh kar.
Son:
kch nhi jigr, sabzi k paiso se apni wali
 ko load krwa diya to teri wali ne boht mara...

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho

Dhoka mila jab hamein piyar me..

Zindagi me udasi c chha gai..

Socha tha chhorr dein gay is raah ko

Kambakhat Mohalley me

Mazak ki b ek Had h0ti hai,
“dosto ”
Me bachi k sath date mar raha tha Or mera
dost us k samne bola kal wali ziyada achi thi

(‘;’)/
/)( Insan ban 0ye
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Raat bhr mujy iss baat nay sonay na dia
Dost,
zindgi 4 din ki hai

Can u translate the following in urdu
Sun+Lion+1/4 kg
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How Much Stuff is Hidden On a Cell Phone
is Directly Proportional To....
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How Quickly The Owner Will Snatch it Back :P :P