Macharon se bach ne k leye hamesha bed

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k nechy soen Machar apko bed pe dondty rahen gay.
Or ap nechy mazy ki nend so rahy hon ge.yes

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.

Kehna tu tha unse ki agar hu sake tu "dil se dil mila lo",
Jab Pahonche Ghar pe Unke Tu Maa Ko Darwaze par paya,
Kehna tha kuch aur aur kehne lage,
Aunty Agar Koi Chota Bacha hu Tu "Polio Di Dua Pila Lo

PAHELI: Wo konsi makhluq hy jisko pedaish k bad 30 sal tk usky parents he sambhalty hn
1.cat
2.frog
3.snake
4.lion
5.spider
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And the Answer is
CA Sudent

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?
Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga
Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,

Pyar Kya hai?

P: Phone Karo = Paise ki barbadi

Y: Yaad Karo = Dimag ko tension

A: Azadi Kho Do = Kahin Aur mat dekho

R: Rona Dhona Saho = Kabhimat hanso

To tension mat lo yaar, Mat karo Pyar,
Sirf Line Maro Yaar :)

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..