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Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain!

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

 

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

 

Zubeyda Apaa Ke Totke

Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA Dho Kr Walid Sahb K Kmry K Samny Sukhny K Liye Latka Dain. Zubeyda Apaa Ke Totke

 

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi

Agar Nazle Aur Khansi
k Saath Saath Namkeen
Balghum b Aa Raha Ho
Tou Thori Cheeni Kh Le'n
Us Se Aap Ko
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Rabri Ka Maza Aaye Ga

(Zubaida Aapa k Lazeez
Totke) =P =D

 

Larkiyo Ky Number Ho To Send Karo

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Wese me Keh Raha Tha K
Agr Larkiyo Ky Number Ho To Send Karo
Unko Fajar Ki Namaz K Liye Uthaon Ga
Tumhe B Sawab Mile Ga Or Mujy Bhi...!

 

ab aa gai”Sheila ki Jawani”

Dabaang k pyar mai munni huwi dewani!
Dabaang k pyar mai munni huwi dewaani
Munni ho gai purani kyun ke ab aa gai”Sheila ki Jawani”

 

ye zubeida aapa kon hain..?

F.B.I inspector:
Sir hum ne duniya ka kona kona chhaan maara lekin
usama
omer,
dadi,
munni
papu
aur faraz ka
koi pata nahi chala.... :(

Officer:
Abey in sub ko goli maaro. :-/

Sirf ye pata karo k
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"ye zubeida aapa kon hain..? ;->

   
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