Pathan
Public Toilet mei gya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

High clas insult:-  Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.   
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

Khamosh palkon se jb anso bikhr jate hai

Ap kya jano ap ktne yad ate hein

Ajj b usi mor pe khare hein

jahan ap ne kaha tha k thehro hum PAKORY le k atey hain

Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER.
I'm the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i'm in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!

Ek Lerki

ßikhry baal

ßura haal

nange paer

raat me Akele bhag rhi thi

cheekhti chillati

BACHAO BACHAO

2 Larky uske peeche bhag rahe thhe,,,









KYA HUA HOGA..??



















Jan'ny k lye dekhiye

"C.I.D"
Is Shukrwar Rat 10 bje sirf
"SONY Entertainment Television"par'':-)

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !


MORAL !!!
.
.
.
.
ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...

KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

GEO KAMEEENO...