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Mr & Mrs
    "Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To Attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
 "Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

Aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
 

Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai

Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.

 

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
 

Ufone ka new package

Ufone ka new package.


"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr



us sa cheen lejiay"


Ufone
TM HI TO HO...
 

Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti.

Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz


 



Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
 

he's right, is a husband

A man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.

A man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.

A man who surrenders even if he's right, is a husband. (",)
 

5 hi-tech sardar's inventions

5 hi-tech sardar's inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-)
 

MEeeaAOOon;-)

Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say











Don't think like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaAOOon;-)
 
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