Teacher: Aesi jga ka nam btao jise bnaya to admi ne hy lakin phir b wo wahan nhi ja skta?
 

 Student kafi dair sochne k bad bola:


Ladies toilet

Breaking News:

Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.

Govt ka pehla action




Double sawari pe pabandi.

Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN'T DANCE SALA.

"ITS A GIRLS W0RLD"

If A Girl Laughs L0udly She Is Cheerful, If B0y Laughs L0udly He Is Mannerless!

If Girl Talks Sweetly She Is Charmin, If B0y Talks Sweetly He Is A Flirt!

If A Girl Is Sh0pping She Is Trendy, If B0y Is Sh0pping He Is Wasting M0ney!

If Girl Is Silent She Is Feeling Sad, If A B0y Is Silent He Is Being Rude!

If Girls Walk In A Gr0up Its A Gr0up, If B0y Walks In A Gr0up Its A GANG!

Kuri Na H0 Gai, Farishta  H0 Gai ;-)

1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!!

Ek Memon ne Wakeel se mashwara krne k baad 20 Rs Diye

Wakeel ne pucha:
Ye mere Secertry k liye hyn ya Peon k liye

Memon bola:
Ye tum teeno'n k liye hyn... ;->

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can't answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

EIk Sheir Arz hai','

Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai',

Udher B 'Ghum' ho Gaya hai,







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