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Jab se tumhein jana hai

Jab se tumhein jana hai,


Jab se tumhein paya hai,


Her dua mein tera naam aya hai,


Taa k pooch sakun rab se k,



''Yeh tu ne kaisa ajooba
banaya hai..?
 

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain

Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
 

All monkeys can't read msgs but

All flowerz don't represent Luv but..

Rose did it.

All birds can't speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can't read msgs but..

U did it. Welldone

 

Foran10$M$ Ki Balli de do Ta k"SHANTI ho jaye.

Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.


Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.

 

Life is like a drama

Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT'S (HORROR)!

 

Aik GADHA tha

Aik GADHA tha,


Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,

Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,

Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..

Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!

 
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