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bas ik mobile hi h jo ap sidha

Wysy
to
Aap
k
sary
hi
kaam
Ulty
hoty
hain
bas ik mobile hi h jo ap sidha pakarty hain
Aaj
zara
is
mobile
ko
b
ulta
pakrain
aur
ye
parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

 

Ya koi or wja hai sms na krne ki

Msrofiat
Kanjosi
Gurbat
Laparwahi
Narazgi
Balance ki kami
Mobile ki khrabi
Alfaz ki killat
Nakhry
Ya koi or wja hai sms na krne ki.

 

Barish ka Zamana hai

*"*"*"*"*"*"*"  

"Barish  ka Zamana hai"  :-) 

"Musam bi SUHANA hai"  :-) 

"Ek do sMs to kro"  :-)  :-) 

"Kiya balance ko 2010  tak Chalana hai?"   *"*"*"*"

 

IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI

NAME: SAIMA

D.O.B:15/10/1988

WEIGHT:49 Kgs

HEIGHT:5'7"

COLOR:Whitesh

BIRTHPLACE:Lahore

DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!
 

Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe

Agr koi ap k pas aaye aur kahe,"tum bewaqoof ho"
To koi lamha zaya mat krna us ko gardan se pakrna aur kehna
!


!

Plz Kisi or ko mat batana yar ! ok !

 

"Aap Ki Kahani Humari Zubani"

"Aap Ki Kahani
Humari Zubani"

Aap k pas dimag hy
Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy

Aap smart hyn
Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy

Aap ameer hyn
Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy

Aap sharif hyn
Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy

Aap k pas cell fone hy
Call nhi krty alag bat hy

kafi izat hy aap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.
 
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