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International Donkey Day

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U dear!
Aapko kya laga Aap nhi bataoge to hamay pata nhi lagega k aaj
"International Donkey Day"
hay.
Naughty ab thnx bol k sharmnda na krna.
 

Lamha lamha

Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,


Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera
 
YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...
 

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...
 

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai

Arz kiya hai :-   jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain 

wah wah 

Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai   us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
 

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo

Qasam Ki Qasam Tum Bohat Khubsurt Ho

Dunia Ki Nazr Se Khud Ko Bacha Lo

Kajal Ka Tika To Tumhary Liye Kam Hai Jana

Ek Kala TAWA ApnY Gale Me Latka Lo.
 

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten





1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey






2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
 
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