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Magar us shaks ki khatir

Huda Fatima Marriage SMS
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“Mujhe wo lakh tarpaye magar us shaks ki khatir”
Mere dil k andheron me duain raks karti hain”
“Usay kehna k lot aaye sulgti shaam se pehlay”
“Kisi ki khushk ankhon me sadain raks karti hain”
“Khuda janay kesi kashish he uski yaadon me”
“Mein uska zikar cheron to hawain raks karti hain.
:Lover’s choice:

 

Man before Marriage is like Airtel

Catwoman Marriage SMS
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

 

“When a man holds a woman hands?”

Catwoman Marriage SMS
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“When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

 

What is Marriage?

Catwoman Marriage SMS
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What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
 

It’s funny when people discuss

Catwoman Marriage SMS
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It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

 

Last chance to run away

Catwoman Marriage SMS
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

 
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