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I was a fool when I married you.

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
 

True relatives always

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True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

 

The Equation of Marriage:

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The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

 

Man needs a poison

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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

 

First marriage is the triumph of

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First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

 

Why do we all marry?

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
 
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