SMSJOKES

SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Marriage SMS

Catwoman Marriage SMS

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Catwoman Marriage SMS

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

Catwoman Marriage SMS

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once

Catwoman Marriage SMS

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

Catwoman Marriage SMS

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Catwoman Marriage SMS

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

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