SMSJOKES

SMS Jokes & Text Messages

Marriage SMS

Catwoman Marriage SMS

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Catwoman Marriage SMS

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

Catwoman Marriage SMS

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

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