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Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Giaya

Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Giaya,

Was vi Dil Dey Kareeb Thi Giaya ,

Pata Nai Mekoon
"SMS" Nai  Karinda ,

Khaloos Muk Giaya Ya Shoda Ghareeb Thi Giaya.

 

Cham cham kardi rat......

Cham cham kardi rat......

Tim tim karday taray.....

Na koi SMS na koi phone......

ki gal hai pyaray.....

ya tay sadi yad nahi aandi....

ya paissay muk gay nay saray.

 

Punjab vich inna Pani ay

Punjab vich inna Pani ay...
5 Darya,
135 Nehran,
1,76,250 nalkay,
14,000 chhapparr,
192550 motoran,
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Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai. Ly dus.
 

Himate youngaan Madad-e-God

"PYASA CROW"

Once din he was pyasa. He finding paani. But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungel. He was vekhiya one gharra. Magar paani was thorra in gharra. The kawwa was not drink panni gharray vicho. At last he socheya that gharray ka water uttay kia jaye. Is kaam k liay usne kaffi wattay phenkay. Holy slowly water become to uttay. Crow ne paani drinkeya te fly ho gya.

MORAL: "Himate youngaan Madad-e-God...!" ;-)
 
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