How is an intelligent woman called?

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A transvestite

Why does beer contain female hormones ?

…

When you drink too much of it,

you cannot say anything sensible any more,

you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Why does a nun never wears a bra ?

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God supports everything…

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?

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When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Why do women have legs ?

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Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.