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What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ?

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ?

 

………..a girl…..

 

 

there is an example in front of him

 

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?

 

 

You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!

 

would you visit me between the holidays?

If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas,

would you visit me between the holidays?

 

Why are men like snails?

Why are men like snails?

 

…..

 

They have horns,

they slobber and they trudge along,

and above all,

they think the house is theirs.

 

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce,

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
 

What whish would stars make

What whish would stars make

 

when they saw falling people.?

 
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