SMS Jokes & Text Messages
What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ?
………..a girl…..
there is an example in front of him
What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?
…
You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas,
would you visit me between the holidays?
Why are men like snails?
…..
They have horns,
they slobber and they trudge along,
and above all,
they think the house is theirs.
What whish would stars make
when they saw falling people.?
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