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Why are men like sperm cells?

Why are men like sperm cells?

 

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Only one out of a million is useful.

 

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
 

why do fish not have arms and legs ?

When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs,

 

 

why do fish not have arms and legs ?

 

Why are men like a toothbrush?

Why are men like a toothbrush?

 

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They are useless without handle.

 

Why do we call apartements

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
 

Everyone makes a draft first!!!

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman?

 

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Everyone makes a draft first!!!

 
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