Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

What do the military do in a civil war ?

Blackmail: "When you do not give me the raise I will tell everyone you did give me one."

Aik larka aur aik larki..
Na wo pati patni..
Na wo behn bhai..
Larki ki susar larkai k susar ka baap hai..
To larki aur larkai ka kia rishta howa??

one word puzzle sms

A rich man needs _____.
A poor man has _____.
If u eat _____ u die!

Only one word fits in all the 3 blanks!

I am a thing Teachers hate me cow likes me monkey eats me.
I am a 9 letter word

_0_ _ m_ _ y_

What am i?