Funny SMS Jokes

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:38:00 +0000

A pig fell in luv with a chicken.Chicken kissed pig's hand. Nxt day, pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu..
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI ..:-P

Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:36:19 +0000

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:35:08 +0000

1 larka dosre larke se:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:33:46 +0000

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,

Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:32:49 +0000

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

Dolat sa mOhabbat na kar

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:31:30 +0000

Dolat sa mOhabbat na kar,

Ae Insan Kyun K kafan Ki Jaib nhai hoti...

Achievement RequireS Patience!

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:30:21 +0000

MOST USed Alphabet "A" DoeSnt Appear in SpellingS of digitS from 1 to 999.

It AppearS
1St Time in 1000 & then ContinueS.

* Achievement RequireS Patience! *

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:29:30 +0000

Mil k bicharna dastor hy zindgi ka,

Ek ye hi kissa mashhor hy zindgi ka,

Beete howe pal kabhi lot kar nai aate,

Ye hi sab se bara kasoor hy zindgi ka.

Mausam Ne li angrai Or tum ne nikaal li razai

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:08:45 +0000

Mausam Ne li angrai Or tum ne nikaal li razai
Ice Cream se hui larai Moong Phali hai ghar me aai
Cold Drink se Mounh Mor lia Coffee se nata jor lia

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:06:18 +0000

Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen,

Khushk Patay Hen Hwa Se Drtay Hen,

Aandhion Se kAbHi MUhABbAt Thi HUMIen,

Ab To Baad-e-Saba Se Dartay Hain,

Nafraton Ne Wo Lazzatein Bakhshin,

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

Logon k Karam Hain Itnay,

~ Faraz ~

Zindagi ki Dua Se Dartay Hain...

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:04:46 +0000

Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010
Q 1. Describe the mechanism of loadsheding and blood shedding in Pak..
Q 2. How does sugar taste? Explain in ur own words.
Q 3. What is a Roti ? Briefly explain relation bw shahbaz shareef and roti.
Q 4. Draw labelled diagram of a suicide jacket..

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:02:39 +0000

Pathan's logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?

Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:59:13 +0000

'Mujhe in pathron ka darr na hota

Agar sheeshe ka mera ghar na hota

Yaqeenan hum Bhi khelte ""Pyar"" ki Baazi

Agar dil tootne ka darr na hota.

Meri zindgi hy Mukhtasir

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:53:55 +0000

Wabasta TERI hayaat se sabi silsilay hy magr !!

Meri zindgi hy Mukhtasir TERI muhabut k liye.

Excuse me can i sit beside u?

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:50:04 +0000

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D

Mere wajood me WAFA ki roshni utar de

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:12:25 +0000

Mere wajood me WAFA ki roshni utar de.

Phr itna piyar de k mujh ko chahato me maar de.
Boht uddas tha so utth k tere pas agaya.

Kuch aisi baat kr jo dil ko chain or qarar de.
Suna he teri 1 nazar sanwarti he zindagi.

Jo ho sakey to aaj meri zindagi sanwar de.

Two things indicate your weakness

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:11:18 +0000

Two things indicate your weakness......

1-To be silent, when it is proper time to speak...

2-To speak when it is proper time to be silent...!

Kash is Eid pe tu mera bakra hota..

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:10:44 +0000

Kash is Eid pe tu mera bakra hota..
Or kisi ne nahi main ne tuje pakra hota..
Main roz tujhe pattey khilata,

Thore thore nai sare ikathey khilata..
Tu mujh ko mai mai kar k bulata,
Or sham ko mai tuje gali gali gumata..
Mere pas gari nahi chakrha hota,
Kash is eid pe tu mera bakra hota..
Raat ko sardi mai tu akra hota,
Meri mohabbat mai kuch is tarah jakra hota..

Kash is eid pe tu mera bakra hota.!!

jis se mera sir ouncha ho

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:09:59 +0000

Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the ;)

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez ha

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:09:05 +0000

Chand bhi kya ajeeb cheez hai...

faraz..

Bachpan main "mamu" aur jawani main ''janu'' nazar aata hai :P

Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha.

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:08:04 +0000

Minnatain kr k usay manana tha.

Usay b dur mujhe b dur jana tha.

Nibhatay kis tarah dosti apni.

Chand pe uska ghar zameen pe apna thikana tha.

Intizar kren

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:05:28 +0000

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Intizar kren
Faraz meeting main hai.

PeOple are nOt Beautiful,

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:04:00 +0000

PeOple are nOt Beautiful, As they LoOk, As they walk, As they wear.

PeOple Are Beautiful, As they LOve, As they Sincere, As they Care, As they Share....

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:38:42 +0000

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
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Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
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.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

Kid- Mummy SuSu aayi hai,

sibtain_zaidi@hotmail.com (Catwoman) — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:47:44 +0000

Kid- Mummy SuSu aayi hai, chaddi utaro.

Mummy- hey Bhagwan! ye bhi kya zindagi hai..

Din hua to iski Chaddi utaro aur Rat hui to iske papa ki Chaddi utaro.