Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

 Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?

....

It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Husband: dear tumhari  gardan par ajeeb

si cheez hay jise dekh kar khauf aata hay.


Wife:Wo kiya?



Husband:
Tumhara 'moun'...

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai'n
Tumhari Ho Jaye'n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer'..

Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei'n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio'n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi