Wife:"Meray iraday baray naik hain,
Aap 100 main
say aik hain!"

Husband: "dimagh k hum b DON hain,
pehle ye bata baqi k 99 kon hain...?

Wife: Main maike ja rahi hoon, talaaq ka notice bhej dongi!


Husband: Ja ja, meethi meethi baatain kar ke khush karne ki koshish mat kar....;-)

"Boyfriends" r Like "Paanipuri" Always Tasty


"Lovers" r Like  "Pizzas" Hot & Spicy


"Husband" r Like "Dal Chawal" No Option But Good 4 Health.

When a man holds a womans hand before marriage, it is love but when he holds it after marriage??
Its self-defence!
:-D:-D

Q: What's the difference between complete and finished?



A: If you find a good Wife, you are complete,
otherwise you are finishEd

"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho aur haar maan lay woh?
.

"AQALMAND"

"Aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho magar phir bhi haar maan lay woh?
.

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 "HUSBAND" . . :-)