Tufani barish main rat ko shop par 1 admi pizza lene aya.

SHOPKEePER: aAp shadi shuda hain?


Admi: Is tufani barish main kya meri ma muje pizza lene bhejegi..

HUSBAND:kal mere khuwab mai 1 larki ayi thi. Wah kya larki thi!

WIFE:Akeli ayi hogi?

HUSBAND:tumko kaise pata?

WIFE:uska husband mere khuwab mai aya tha :-)

Mareez: mujhe ajeeb si bemaari ho gayi hai,

jab meri bivi bolti hai to mujhe kuch sunayi nahi deta,

DR : ye bimari nahi ALLAH ki nemat hai.

Husband news paper parhte hue:
Begum
is mulk k halaat kab sudharenge?

BEGUM:
Pehle apni halat to sudhar lo
subha se meri shalwar pehne baithay ho

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

Bivi: ap ko me itna zayada chahti hon k jitni zayada starplus k dramas ki episodes hoti hen.
shohar: tum itni buri lagti ho jitni buri in dramas me acting.