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Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Apni Biwi Ko 100% Apni Kamai Dene Pe 20% Sukh Milta Hai

Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai
 

Kyun K Aurat Ki "Biwi" Nahi Hoti.


Aurat Ki Zindagi Lambi
Hansti Muskurati
Aur
Tension Se Aazad Q Hoti Hy??

Very Simple


Kyun K Aurat Ki "Biwi" Nahi Hoti.
 

TO MAKE A WIFE HAPPY,

TO MAKE A WIFE HAPPY,

A HUSBAND"ONLY"HAS TO BE:
.A Friend
.Companion
.Lover
.Driver
.Electrician
.Plumber
.Mechanic
.Decorator
.Listener
.Organizer
.Sympathetic
.Warm
.Attentive
.Funny
.Understanding
.Tolerant
.Truthful
.Passionate
.Honest
.

.
But
TO MAKE A HUSBAND HAPPY?

just leave him ALONE..!

 

Husbnd : Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA Kaha?

Husbnd : Kya Tum ne Muje KUTTA Kaha?

Nhi...




Husbnd ne pher poocha,

Nhi...






Pher poocha,

Wife : Nahi Kaha na,
Plz Ab Bhonkna Band Karo ;-)
 

Shoher apni BV say

Shoher apni BV say,
"wo daikho larki mjay smile de rahi hai"
BV,"smile nai de rahi,jab maine bhi apko pehli bar daikha tha to meri bhi hansi nikal gai thi."
 

Kal Weekend Hai Main Relax Karna Chata Hun

Husband: Kal Weekend Hai Main Relax Karna Chata Hun Isliay 3 Movie Tickets Laya Hun.
wife: 3 Q Hum To 2 Hain?
Husband: Ek Tumara Or Baqi 2 Tumharay Ami Abu k.
 
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