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Than we met

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My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
 

Husband:u will never succeed

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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
 

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband

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Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain
 

Last night was my fault

Catwoman Wife SMS
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Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”
 

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Catwoman Wife SMS
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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

 

1 horror movie dekhi

Catwoman Wife SMS
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Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki
 
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